‘The Artist’ Wins Best Picture
Proving that a movie with no dialogue is preferable to a movie with dialogue written by Woody Allen, the 2012 Academy Award for Best Picture has been given to The Artist. The award capped off a...
View ArticleHere Are Your 2012 Academy Award Winners
The 2012 Academy Awards have come and gone, and judging by my Twitter feed, it was a hilarious show that everyone loved, Billy Crystal is the funniest man in the world, and everyone agreed with all the...
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Screw It, Here Are Our 2013 Oscar Predictions
We’re over this year’s Oscars, and have been for quite some time. I felt that 2011’s field was uncharacteristically weak, and having harped on it for the past few weeks, I’m ready to move on to 2012’s...
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7 Sorta High Points From Last Night’s Oscars
Last night’s Oscars ceremony was hardly a triumphant affair. It consisted of a Catskills comedian emceeing a show made to celebrate largely unpopular films. There were very few moments of interest...
View ArticleHooray For Hollywood: Los Angeles Jailbird Collects $30,000 In Unemployment...
It’s funny because it exposes fundamental flaws in our civil services! An inmate in L.A. County jail, Anthony “Chopper” Garcia, is in slightly more trouble now that he’s been found to have fraudulently...
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9 Instances Of James Cameron Just Being Ridiculous
James Cameron, perhaps the most lauded and well-known director in the world, has a reputation for being a bit…ridiculous. He’s allegedly demanding and can have a temper, but that’s pretty much for the...
View ArticleSeth MacFarlane Not Interested In Hosting The Oscars Again Because Who The...
When asked if he would host the Oscars again next year, or any other time, Seth MacFarlane took to Twitter to say, “No way. Lotta fun to have done it, though.” I’m sure what he meant was “FUCK...
View ArticleTina Fey Doesn’t Want To Host The Oscars Because A) It’s Hard For Women, And...
Tina Fey, who knocked it out of the park with her Golden Globes-hosting alongside Amy Poehler, has responded to general inquiries as to whether she would host the Oscars. “No way.” It’s so funny. Seth...
View ArticleSeth MacFarlane Suggests Joaquin Phoenix Host The Oscars
Seth MacFarlane reiterated that he will not be hosting the Oscars this year, with the official excuse being scheduling problems, but the actual excuse more likely lying in the realm of “Hosting the...
View ArticleEllen Degeneres To Host 2014 Oscars, Hathaway/Franco Snubbed For Third...
The more we see very accomplished entertainers get critically skewered for their Oscar-hosting duties, the more we see it’s a pretty thankless gig. The edgier hosts get chastised for being offensive,...
View ArticleWe’ve Got A Trailer For Ellen’s Oscar-Hosting
It’s HOT, so check it out. Ellen DeGeneres has signed on for two years of MC’ing the Academy Awards, and she seems pretty excited about it, judging by this video. There’s no big hook or gag here; it’s...
View ArticleSomeone’s Trying To Sabotage Lana Del Rey’s Oscar Chances
I’m a proponent of fair competition, but I hate Lana del Rey more than most other things. I should get introspective later and figure out on which side of this I fall. An anonymous letter went to all...
View ArticleSJ Show: Oscar Snubs And Flubs!
OSCAR TIME!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!! The nominations came out this morning, and none of us could wait to call out the people and works that were overlooked, but all of us were totally cool taking our...
View ArticleHere’s A List Of All The 2014 Oscars Presenters
In case you didn’t just assume that these people were going to be involved somehow, we’ve got the release of the full roster of Oscar presenters. No Billy Crystal, but yes Whoopi Goldberg. Other than...
View ArticleReenSnackments – 2014 Academy Awards (Oscar Snacks)
If you thought the sex scene in Her was a little uh, mushy, wait until you see bananHER. “I’m browning so hard right now.” The post ReenSnackments – 2014 Academy Awards (Oscar Snacks) appeared first on...
View ArticleOscars 2014 Review: Academy Award Awards
Well, the Academy Awards happened…but who won the REALLY important awards? Find out on the 2nd Annual GROUCHIES!! The post Oscars 2014 Review: Academy Award Awards appeared first on Screen Junkies.
View ArticleStephen Colbert Offers An Oscars Wrap-Up
If you ever need a little help putting a silly pop culture phenomenon in perspective, I recommend visiting Mr. Stephen Colbert. In this clip, he breaks down not only why the Oscars are so great, but...
View ArticleIs There A Feud Between The ’12 Years A Slave’ Writer And Director
It really diminishes the gravity of the message crafted by 12 Years a Slave writer John Ridley and director Steve McQueen when, following their tale of human suffering and inequality, they can’t put...
View ArticleOscar Nominees Will Be Getting Weed Vaporizers In Their Gift Bags
As if getting an Oscar nod wasn’t a big enough deal already, now they’re loading up those famous gift bags with something that actually has some practical value. In addition to a $3,000 watches,...
View ArticleNeil Patrick Harris To (Finally) Host The Oscars
Word has come from those fat cats in Hollywood that Neil Patrick Harris, the homosexual that all of America can agree on, will be hosting the next Oscar ceremony on Sunday, February 22nd, 2015. As...
View ArticleNeil Patrick Harris Was The Fourth Choice To Host The Oscars. Here Were The...
While Neil Patrick Harris seems like he as born to host the Oscars, and has garnered high hopes since his announcement two weeks ago, he was not the first choice of this year’s producers. Who also...
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Get Naked, Win Oscar: Reese Witherspoon and 5 Other Actresses Who Bared It...
By Jared Jones The “Nudity = Oscar” formula of the Academy Awards is one that has been long understood by Hollywood actresses of even the highest caliber, and one that can be traced back to mid 1960s....
View ArticleHere Are The Award Nominations For The Oscars’ Sleazy Cousin, The Golden Globes
As easy at is to make fun of the Golden Globes, and it IS easy (I did it once in the title and two times in the blurb already), it serves as an important barometer for what the Oscars will do a couple...
View Article2015 Oscar Nominations Announced: ‘Birdman’ and ‘Grand Budapest Hotel’ Lead...
Earlier this morning, the complete list of nominations for the 87th Academy Awards was announced in Los Angeles. The 2015 Oscars will be held on February 22nd. Fresh off this weekend’s Golden Globes,...
View ArticleVent Off Your Oscar Snub Rage With the List of This Year’s Razzie Nominations
By Jared Jones So this year’s list of Oscar nominations was released yesterday, and wouldn’t you know it, the Internet is pissed. Though to be fair to the Internet, it has every right to be — among...
View ArticleScreen Junkies Presents: “Oscar Bait” Movies, Now Available on Break.com!
With the 87th annual Academy Awards going down this weekend, we at Screen Junkies decided that it would be totally awesome of us to add a new category to our already awesome collection of full-length...
View ArticleComedian Tig Notaro Shares Why She’s The Best Candidate To Host Next Year’s...
Last week, Neil Patrick Harris had the thankless job of hosting the Oscars. By most accounts, he didn’t do very well, though the critics are split on whether it was he or the writing that fell short....
View ArticleNeil Patrick Harris Won’t Be Hosting The Oscars Next Year
In news that makes James Franco and Anne Hathaway look better and better every day, Neil Patrick Harris has announced that he won’t be seeking a second term as Oscars host, as picking up trash along...
View ArticleThe 2016 Oscars Will Have Two Hosts, Because That Should Fix Everything
The Academy has picked a couple new producers for their 2016 Oscars ceremony broadcast in David Hill and Reginald Hudlin, and they’ve announced they’re reverting to the time-tested terrible idea of...
View ArticleChris Rock Might Be The Next Oscars Host
At this point, becoming an Oscars host is pretty much a suicide mission. You’re not going to get out alive. No one with any established credibility needs to take the job, so that pretty much means the...
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